The pictures from our St. Patty's day party are now online!
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St. Patrick's Day 2012

Our St. Patrick's day party was a huge success! The night began with us drinking some crazy, allegedly illegal, Japanese alcohol. It was brown, smelled like whiskey, and had a rattle snake in the bottom of the bottle.

We were still setting up for the party while taking shots of that, and it was gone by the time people started showing up. This led to some interesting stories the next morning. My favorite of which was about some random kid who threw a cigarette of the balcony and on to the roof of our neighbor's car. He then decided to put the cigarette out by dumping his whole beer onto the car.

As crazy and fun as the party was, apparently the real action happened the day after St. Patrick's day down in Boston. During the St. Patrick's day parade, people were getting pretty rowdy:

According to the Boston Police Department, officers issued 244 citations for drinking in public during the parade yesterday and made eight arrests for accounts of disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.

http://bostinno.com/2012/03/19/boston-police-if-you-got-arrested-yesterday-you-probably-did-something-to-deserve-it-arrest-numbers/
Boston loves St. Patty's day.

So people always ask New Naughty about how we rank girls. Well it’s a simple equation and can be displayed by Figure 1.

Figure 1:


Now you may find yourself asking; “What the hell is the MDS line?” Well that can be told by my experience in college while I was in the west coast. There was a girl I use to date that had the initials MJD and she was the perfect definition of bitchiness to hotness. What I mean by that is her hotness was about a 7 but her bitchiness was a 7, therefore give a perfect 1 to 1 slope. This meant that tolerating her complain about everything was worth it come the end of the night. Now the MDS refers to MJD syndrome, where if you are above this line, well then you got yourself a winner, but if she’s a 9 bitch and a 6 hot, you know you got problems. So the next time you take a girl out, ask yourself; “What would New Naughty do?”

Some Girls Can't Handle Their Wine.

So at one of the last ragers we threw, we had a gang of freshman hotties roll in around midnight. Apparently, we were the last stop on their party tour for the evening for obvious reasons. These girls all came in visibly wasted and had fresh unopened bottles of wine in tote. They continued to party with us until we finally kicked them out around three. Not long after, I started receiving texts from one of them saying that her friend had been drugged at the party in which I immediately called bullshit. We at the NewNaughty house have a strict no roofies policy. These girls must have not realized that we aint no half-assed college frat, we keep it classy. But this got me thinking and I started investigating. Ive been taking a lot of photos with my new camera lately and I went back through all of the photos with those girls from that night and found an obvious reason for her “being drugged.” In every picture, her huge bottle of wine was less and less. This 98 pound freshman housed an entire bottle of wine, and who knows what else she drank on top of that. I guess freshman girls haven’t grasped their tolerances for liquor yet. Drunk as fuck, yes, drugged, no.

i gotta hangover

For those of you who weren't there, Saturday was the night of the 80s party, and it couldn't have gone better. A lot of great people, a lot of alcohol (although we're thinking maybe the next party should have TWO kegs.) and there is A LOT of pictures.
The theme was a definite success, everyone was in 80s era attire, and the playlist was full of unforgettable 80s hits giving us the perfect soundtrack for the night.

The next day.... well the next day can really be best described like this:

Almost as soon as I woke up, I could not wait for that night. I was ready for round 2. Around 6:30 I hit up the liquor store for some Jack Daniels and a case of Coor's light, invited over a few girls, and started making moves. Like Wiz Khalifa said, "When you live like this you're supposed to party,"

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NewNaughty.blogspot.com is now on twitter!
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Some of the ads on our page are really funny. I clicked on one about lazer tag and it turns out there is something called the "International Lazer Tag Association". Hilarious.

The ILTA has been in existance for over 16 years with the stated purpose of helping individuals and companies to start or add a laser tag business. We are giving away a free Resource Guide, available for download, after you have registered.

If you live in New England, you know this is true.

My roommate found this great video the other day. It only had 15000 views at the time and now its over 200k!
It is wicked funny but I have a suspicion that this video wasn't made in Massachusetts.

Titanic would have been such a better movie if it happened like this...

source:
http://www.explosm.net/

Lazertag rules.

2012 has been looking pretty promising so far. I finally convinced the other guys to come out and play lazer tag with me and goddamn that was awesome. We only played for a couple hours but we went full speed the whole time. There is really nothing more satisfying than shooting your friend in the back and seeing that look of frustration as the turn around to identify their killer. Just make sure you get out of there before he resets and shoots you back...