Some Girls Can't Handle Their Wine.

So at one of the last ragers we threw, we had a gang of freshman hotties roll in around midnight. Apparently, we were the last stop on their party tour for the evening for obvious reasons. These girls all came in visibly wasted and had fresh unopened bottles of wine in tote. They continued to party with us until we finally kicked them out around three. Not long after, I started receiving texts from one of them saying that her friend had been drugged at the party in which I immediately called bullshit. We at the NewNaughty house have a strict no roofies policy. These girls must have not realized that we aint no half-assed college frat, we keep it classy. But this got me thinking and I started investigating. Ive been taking a lot of photos with my new camera lately and I went back through all of the photos with those girls from that night and found an obvious reason for her “being drugged.” In every picture, her huge bottle of wine was less and less. This 98 pound freshman housed an entire bottle of wine, and who knows what else she drank on top of that. I guess freshman girls haven’t grasped their tolerances for liquor yet. Drunk as fuck, yes, drugged, no.

i gotta hangover

For those of you who weren't there, Saturday was the night of the 80s party, and it couldn't have gone better. A lot of great people, a lot of alcohol (although we're thinking maybe the next party should have TWO kegs.) and there is A LOT of pictures.
The theme was a definite success, everyone was in 80s era attire, and the playlist was full of unforgettable 80s hits giving us the perfect soundtrack for the night.

The next day.... well the next day can really be best described like this:

Almost as soon as I woke up, I could not wait for that night. I was ready for round 2. Around 6:30 I hit up the liquor store for some Jack Daniels and a case of Coor's light, invited over a few girls, and started making moves. Like Wiz Khalifa said, "When you live like this you're supposed to party,"

#inspiredbyliving

NewNaughty.blogspot.com is now on twitter!
Follow us @ http://twitter.com/newnaughty

Some of the ads on our page are really funny. I clicked on one about lazer tag and it turns out there is something called the "International Lazer Tag Association". Hilarious.

The ILTA has been in existance for over 16 years with the stated purpose of helping individuals and companies to start or add a laser tag business. We are giving away a free Resource Guide, available for download, after you have registered.

If you live in New England, you know this is true.

My roommate found this great video the other day. It only had 15000 views at the time and now its over 200k!
It is wicked funny but I have a suspicion that this video wasn't made in Massachusetts.

Titanic would have been such a better movie if it happened like this...

source:
http://www.explosm.net/

Lazertag rules.

2012 has been looking pretty promising so far. I finally convinced the other guys to come out and play lazer tag with me and goddamn that was awesome. We only played for a couple hours but we went full speed the whole time. There is really nothing more satisfying than shooting your friend in the back and seeing that look of frustration as the turn around to identify their killer. Just make sure you get out of there before he resets and shoots you back...

NewNaughty: REVAMPED FOR 2012!

This past weekend marked another successful party hosted by the beantown bad boyz. Since I've been back in town we've had at least one rager of a party every month, and that won't be slowing down. However, as 2011 comes to a close we have decided to take a new approach to the blog. While we plan to continue posting inappropriate stories about our alcohol infused escapades, we are going to be focusing on growing the brand via viral videos, promotions, parties, t-shirts, stickers, etc.
I wouldn't expect any new postings until this month is over but you can bet that 2012 will start with a bang!

Broke is the new fixed.

Just so there is no confusion, we did NOT make this video. These guys have a couple of videos on youtube and we all think they are fucking hilarious. However, we have some ideas in the works so except some NewNaughty original videos soon!

Some Bars Just Suck.

Friday night, 11:00pm: I had been working late so I just got home. None of The Roommates were around so I called up CodeRed to see what he was doing. He was already at a bar, but it was one that I didn't particularly like [not BBB Approved] so I was reluctant but he said they planned on going to a different bar soon so I gave in. As soon as I walk into the bar, I am immediately reminded why I don't like this place. Literally everyone was wearing black and had at least 3 or 4 visible piercings. Most had Mohawks or some sort of color-dyed hair. I really don't understand why he comes to this place. I meet up with CodeRed and after we say hello I start asking when we're leaving. "Soon," he promises. His words aren't very reassuring.
A guy that I've met maybe 3 times comes up and starts talking to me like we're friends. He tries to explain how he knows me but I ignore him and instruct him to go buy me a drink. I didn't think he would actually do it, but no more than 5 minutes later he hands me a fresh beer. Well, at least now I'm drinking, but I'm still upset that we haven't left yet so I continue to badger CodeRed. "Just let me finish this drink," he says. "We better be out of here by midnight," I reply, looking at my phone to see the time. It was 11:49.
12:05pm: My repeated attempts to leave this hipster-infested dive bar have failed. O try to embrace the situation but it's difficult to do that when you are surrounded by sexually confused, mostly unemployed, hipster desperately clinging to the brief moments in high school when punk rock and being a social dissent was considered cool. At least the beer was cheap.
Pretty much the only fun part of the night was when I came back from buying a drink and found CodeRed talking to a girl that could be the poster child for hipstersloots.com. He introduces me to her and identifies her as his ex. This might as well have been a green light for a barrage of insults. Most of which revolved around the fact that she clearly purchased her outfit from a thrift store, only after taking fashion advice from a bag lady.
That was about as much as I could take so I got out of there and headed home, vowing to never return to that hipster hell-hole.

Bartsool Blackout Tour

Things have been pretty quiet around our house recently. We've had a few parties but nothing epic really happened, a few nights out at the bar with similarly dull results. But check out whats coming up: January 28th 2012 the Barstool Blackout Tour will be at UMass Lowell's Tsgonas arena. The last Barstool event I went to was the Boston booze cruise and it was crazy. This is supposed to be the world's biggest blacklight party, so I expect it to be at least 10x crazier.