Waste Management Open

Today I will be attending the Waste Management Phoenix Open at TPC Scottsdale. I've never been to a PGA event before but I expect it should be a good time, especially after it's been described as "the drunkest tournament of the PGA season"

Pics and updates later today/tomorrow. For real time updates follow me on twitter @newnaughty

Can someone make sense of what is going on here?

One of my friends from NH just sent me this video of a cop pushing a car through an intersection in the snow. I can't figure out how to upload the video since it was sent on facebook but this screen shot pretty much tells the whole story.

Lacrosse announcer reinvents the announcing game

Click here to see the video because I can't be bothered to embed it

The other announcer at the end sums it up best: "I don't know what was more impressive, that goal or that call"

P.S. How about the pass that set up that goal. Just wide open.

So the Red Sox won. Boston is sure to be a fucking mad house tonight. I heard the president was there today too? Strangely no one gave a shit, even the local papers barely mentioned it:

Anyways the game was actually pretty great, which should mean something coming from someone that regularly compares watching baseball to watching paint dry. Yet for me the victory was somewhat soured by the Bruins losing. I didn't watch much of that game since I was watching the Red Sox but it seems like it could have been much worse if it wasn't for Rask. He kept knocking them away but they would get rebound after rebound. The Bruins were outshot 23 to 31. Some great plays but obviously not their best performance. Too bad since a win in Pittsburgh would have made the win in Boston that much sweeter. Good thing its only the beginning of the season!

Bruins win, Red Sox win, Celtics win.

Great night to be a Boston fan.

Maybe not such a great night to be Loui Eriksson:

NewNaughty:West

This weekend I am moving into a new place in Scottsdale, AZ. I know this site has kinda been put on the back burner the last few months but now I think its time to revamp the site and start anew as NewNaughty:West

It won't be long until another one of the original NewNaughty members will be moving to LA to pursue his dreams so I think over time we should have a good variety of stories from AZ and LA. Hopefully with the occasional Boston story mixed in.

Hockey season has started which means you can probably expect some Bruins talk as well but that depends on how much time I spend actually watching the games instead of just getting drunk and playing GTA V.

Last Night We Went Out In New Hampshire And...

Me: Why did we come here, this place sucks.
Batman: Because this where everyone our age hangs out, it's like a college bar.
Me: Well is it a gay college bar? Because there is a lot of dudes here.

I've noticed alot of girls have gotten into relationships towards the end of 2012. Well I am going to make a prediction: 90% of relationships that started between August and February will be done by July.

1 1/2 oz 151 proof rum
2 - 3 dashes Tabasco sauce

Build ingredients in a shot glass, and serve.

Sounds scary.
It's called a prairie dog; some girl recommended this shot to me on facebook but I've yet to find anyone with a stomach strong enough to try it with me. 

This got me thinking about other shots I've never tried:

Feeling Canadian? How about a 'Moose Fart':

1 part Absolut vodka
1 part Crown Royal Canadian whiskey
1 part Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 part Bailey's Irish cream

Be careful when ordering this next one, the bartender might take it the wrong way:

Sit On My Face 

1/3 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1/3 oz Frangelico hazelnut liqueur
1/3 oz Bailey's Irish cream

Burning Nazi

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur

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Diet Mixers

All the media this morning has been talking about a new study from Northern Kentucky University. The study is to be published in a journal called "Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research," which really should be the title of my memoirs.

The study consisted of 16 young men and women who were given either Smirnoff mixed with Squirt, Smirnoff mixed with diet Squirt, or a placebo drink. I was under the impression that they didn't even sell Squirt anymore but apparently NKU had a couple cans they really needed to get rid of, or maybe they were just trying to find the most obscure mixer possible (they would have used Tab but they wanted something that didn't have caffeine).

The conclusion of the study was that "[a]t all times, the amount of alcohol measured in the volunteers’ breath was higher among those whose cocktails included diet drinks. And while the participants never reached the legal limit when they drank sugared soda with alcohol, they exceeded the safe limit for driving within 40 minutes if they had the diet cocktail." They also said the diet Squirt group apparently didn't feel any more drunk but performed worse at tasks, so diet mixers can be trouble...

 

WARNING: diet mixers may lead to waking up next to her.

Miss America Contestant Says Marijuana Should Only Be Legal For "Recreational Use and Health Care"

During the 2013 Miss America pageant. Miss Iowa was asked about marijuana to which she responded, "I personally know people who have had to go to medical marijuana for their last resort, for their health care and I completely agree with that, However, I don't think it should be used for anything but recreational use and health care."

I'm still trying to figure out what that might exclude...

Like Vegas, but with more booze...

For those of you that have never played craps, [from wikipedia:] "Each round has two phases: Come Out and Point. To start a round, the shooter makes one or more Come Out rolls. A Come Out roll of 2, 3 or 12 (called Craps, the shooter is said to 'crap out') ends the round with players losing their Pass Line bets. A Come Out roll of 7 or 11 (a Natural) results in a win for Pass Line bets. The shooter continues to make Come Out rolls until he rolls 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, which number becomes the Point. The dealer then moves an On button to the point number signifying the second phase of the round. If the shooter rolls the point number, the result is a win for bets on the Pass Line. If the shooter rolls a seven (a Seven-out), the pass line loses and the round ends."

I have decided that this can easily become a drinking game, and the best part is that all you need are a couple of dice. However, some might find the rules slightly complicated so let me lay it out as simply as I can:

Player roles two dice. If the result is 2, 3, or 12, the player loses and must drink. If the result is 7 or 11, the player wins and can pass out one drink to another player. If a point is rolled (4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10) it must be repeated before a 7 is thrown in order to win. In other words, the player must reroll until they get what they originally rolled, or a 7. In this case a 7 is a lose and the player must drink; rolling the same number as the first role is a win and the player can pass out one drink.


I think that this game will be alot of fun, not to mention a quick way to get drunk, so make sure to tell your friends!