Friday, September 21, 2012
Well I was hoping to have an awesome video post today but apparently I don't have the right cable so we're gonna have to settle for just text:
We've got a great situation right now. We now live right next to both a sorority and a fraternity. And big shout out to both of them because weve been having a blast partying with them.
Last night the fraternity was throwing a party and just had way too many people so they were turning people away by 10pm. My roommate and I are walking past there house coming back from the store and they stop us and offer up the idea of us throwing a sort of overflow party. So my roommate jumps in a car with them to go get a keg, while I start bringing some people from off the street up to our place. By the time they got back with the keg our place was packed to the point that we had to start turning people away and they started a third party in the basement. It was definitely pretty crazy, and I got to meet a lot of new girls. This saturday is our back to school party and I have no doubts that it is gonna be sick, so make sure you're there! As soon as that party is over well be planning our next one so if you have a request for a theme leave a comment.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
#godmode
Don't you love that feeling when everything you say to a woman gets a positive reaction. When every move you make is the right one. This feeling has come to be known as "godmode" and that really is the best name for it. It's like you can do no wrong. This video does a pretty good job of explaining what I'm talking about:
Once you watch that, celebrate your confidence with a great newnaughty tshirt, like this one:
BUY SHIRTS HERE!
Once you watch that, celebrate your confidence with a great newnaughty tshirt, like this one:
BUY SHIRTS HERE!
Friday, September 14, 2012
NewNaughty T Shirts
For the past couple weekends I've been wearing this shirt around:

People keep asking where they can get one of their own. Well, these shirts (as well as others) are available online at our shop Here
Check out the rest of our shirts.
People keep asking where they can get one of their own. Well, these shirts (as well as others) are available online at our shop Here
Check out the rest of our shirts.
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
spontaneous parties are the best
School started for UML students this week. The most important effect of this is that the town has finally come alive. The first sign of this was when me and my roommate were walking to get food, somewhere around 1am, and ended up being invited to 3 parties all within walking distance (and yes, we made an appearance at each one). Between the NewNaughty house, the frat and sorority next door, and all the other college kids that live in this neighborhood, there's always something going on.
The other night a couple of my friends and I were hanging out in front of our place with some of the neighbors, drinking a few beers before we hit the bars. Seemingly out of no where, a large herd of freshman came walking down the street. They first walked past us but then they just stopped in the middle of the street. It wasn't long before it became obvious that they didn't actually have anywhere to go so one of the girls we were with yelled over to them.
We moved everyone down to the basement and next thing you know we had a party. It was pretty chill there was beer, beirut, and girls; what more could you ask for? I was also really glad to meet some new people so our parties will have some new guests. The only trouble came when we inevitably ran out of alcohol but NewNaughty quickly resolved this by leaving and going to the bar.
It was a great night and I was glad that all of NewNaughty was there. I've no doubt this was only the first of many great nights to come.
The other night a couple of my friends and I were hanging out in front of our place with some of the neighbors, drinking a few beers before we hit the bars. Seemingly out of no where, a large herd of freshman came walking down the street. They first walked past us but then they just stopped in the middle of the street. It wasn't long before it became obvious that they didn't actually have anywhere to go so one of the girls we were with yelled over to them.
We moved everyone down to the basement and next thing you know we had a party. It was pretty chill there was beer, beirut, and girls; what more could you ask for? I was also really glad to meet some new people so our parties will have some new guests. The only trouble came when we inevitably ran out of alcohol but NewNaughty quickly resolved this by leaving and going to the bar.
It was a great night and I was glad that all of NewNaughty was there. I've no doubt this was only the first of many great nights to come.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012
rebirth
So NewNaughty has been pretty quiet this summer as we've all been busy with different things, but school is starting soon which means everyone will be back @ UML and ready to party.
We'll be kicking things off in September with our back2school bash.
In case you've been living under a rock and have never been to one of our parties, here's a taste of what you can expect in the coming months:










We'll be kicking things off in September with our back2school bash.
In case you've been living under a rock and have never been to one of our parties, here's a taste of what you can expect in the coming months:










Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Did anyone else from UML hear the 2 girls on WAAF this morning bragging about how many frat dudes they have been with?
WAAF had these 2 girls from UML on their show yesterday and it was hilarious. These girls were talking about how all they do is go to frat parties and bang dudes. If you missed it you can check it out here: (bonus points if you post their facebook links)
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Did you get the metaphor?
I think I know why babe ruth liked to call out his homeruns by pointing into the stands...
Just as most men have, I have had my share of dry spells, and they can have a dramatic impact on your confidence. Often, these dry spells are the result of overconfidence, which can be perceived as cockiness, and turn off many girls. But sometimes, you're standing in the batter's box watching nothing but balls fly by. When that does happen theres nothing better than eying a strike and watching it fly into the stands after you finally make contact.
Just as most men have, I have had my share of dry spells, and they can have a dramatic impact on your confidence. Often, these dry spells are the result of overconfidence, which can be perceived as cockiness, and turn off many girls. But sometimes, you're standing in the batter's box watching nothing but balls fly by. When that does happen theres nothing better than eying a strike and watching it fly into the stands after you finally make contact.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
DormLife
I'm the first to admit that living in the dorms is kind of a drag. The dorms I lived in my freshman year at ASU were apparently the best ones on campus, and we still had lots to complain about: 4 people sharing 2 bedrooms and a bathroom, windows that wouldn't open, and RAs who constantly sought to get kids in trouble. I understand that kids at some other schools have it way worse, but that was pretty bad compared to the living conditions I had previously grown accustomed to. But no matter how much we complained, there were definitely some benefits to living in the same building as 500 other college freshman.
Probably my best memory from living in the dorms was the first night. After everyone finished moving in and the parents had all left, the nightlife began. My roommate was eager to use his new fake ID so our first move was to walk to the nearest store and load up. We brought two backpacks into which we stuffed as much beer and liquor as we could before heading back on campus. ASU, despite it's reputation for being a party school, is a dry campus. That means even students who are 21, are not allowed to have alcohol anywhere on school property (I'm pretty sure this this is the main reason why the frats there are so bad at throwing parties). Not that it mattered since neither of us were 21, and would have had trouble bringing 2 30 racks into a freshman dorm regardless. [Roommate] carried the bags while I went through the main entrance, past the RA desk, to open the door to the back stairs. We carefully made our way up to our room, and cracked a few beers.
So we had the alcohol, we just needed people to drink it with. Our thought pattern went something like this: we are freshman at Arizona State, a school with a reputation for partying, in a building with hundreds of other freshman who knew that before choosing to come here; obviously they all want to party. That's how we met our neighbors.
We walked up and down the hallway knocking on every door and letting whoever was behind it know that our room was the place to be that night. That turned out to be the best plan ever; our room, small as it was, was packed with people and we all got wasted in true ASU fashion. I don't even remember the details from that night, but I do remember alot of the people who were there, and the adventures we had together the rest of that year.
Probably my best memory from living in the dorms was the first night. After everyone finished moving in and the parents had all left, the nightlife began. My roommate was eager to use his new fake ID so our first move was to walk to the nearest store and load up. We brought two backpacks into which we stuffed as much beer and liquor as we could before heading back on campus. ASU, despite it's reputation for being a party school, is a dry campus. That means even students who are 21, are not allowed to have alcohol anywhere on school property (I'm pretty sure this this is the main reason why the frats there are so bad at throwing parties). Not that it mattered since neither of us were 21, and would have had trouble bringing 2 30 racks into a freshman dorm regardless. [Roommate] carried the bags while I went through the main entrance, past the RA desk, to open the door to the back stairs. We carefully made our way up to our room, and cracked a few beers.
So we had the alcohol, we just needed people to drink it with. Our thought pattern went something like this: we are freshman at Arizona State, a school with a reputation for partying, in a building with hundreds of other freshman who knew that before choosing to come here; obviously they all want to party. That's how we met our neighbors.
We walked up and down the hallway knocking on every door and letting whoever was behind it know that our room was the place to be that night. That turned out to be the best plan ever; our room, small as it was, was packed with people and we all got wasted in true ASU fashion. I don't even remember the details from that night, but I do remember alot of the people who were there, and the adventures we had together the rest of that year.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
When you live in a college town, summer time can be kind of boring. Alot of people who live there during the school year go home and in general things tend to slow down. But NewNaughty never slows down, and tonight were determined to prove it. Its a double-birthday celebration, and everyone is gonna be there... Pictures and stories to follow...
Friday, May 11, 2012
all the fun of drinking in public without the unwanted (police) attention!
The day I moved back to New England last year, just after we returned from the Barstool Booze Cruise, Batman and I were walking to a party in our nieghborhood. It was a short walk but we were on the street long enough for a cop to stop us because we were drinking from cans. He stopped me first, saw that it was just a red bull and left me alone. Batman was not as lucky, he was drinking a beer. The cop didn't give him too hard of a time, just made him pour it out and instructed him to recycle the can (yea right). Well now there's a way to drink in public, without being obvious about it, and personally I think it's brilliant. Just check out this video from hellosmarty.com to learn how:
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