Life, Chapter 3.

A friend of mine had a birthday recently; as we were talking about how she was planning on celebrating, she revealed that she felt a little bit nervous about turning 22 and that it made her feel old. While letting go of your childhood can be scary, it can also be really exciting. It may be the end of one thing, but it's the start of a whole new chapter. The third chapter. It's the longest, but if you do it right, its also the best.

Let's break down each chapter individually:

Chapter 1, Childhood, Age 0-15: This is the chapter that really forms who you're going to be in the future. You start out not really knowing anything, so everything is new and interesting. Anything people tell you is generally taken as fact, which can make for embarrassing situations, the scars from which will eventually lead you down a path of self-medication.

Chapter 2, The Teen Years, Age 16-20: By this point you've probably decided who you're going to be, maybe even what you want to do after high school. You just discovered how to drive and how to drink, but you think you're way better at both of those things than you actually are.

Chapter 3, Adulthood, Age 21-45: There is some dispute as to the age this actually ends so it really depends on the person, but there is no arguing that it starts at 21. When you turn 21 in America it opens up a whole new world. Businesses that were previously off-limits start to welcome you with open arms, and you love when someone asks to see your ID because you have nothing to hide; welcome to the world of drinking legally. Gone are the days of being stuck at a terrible house party because it's the only option, just bail and go to a club and party with a group of complete strangers! I admit there are some downsides; having to pay bills and rent, worrying about a job, having to manage your time appropriately between partying and "being responsible," etc. But those things are a small price to pay, for the freedom of being a single, young adult.

Chapter 4, The End, Age 45-?: People often look upon the end as being a negative thing, but just because it is the final chapter does not mean all your good times are behind you. At this point you're probably settled down or are at least old enough that your sex drive does not overrule the rational decision making part of your brain so you're able to focus on your career, retirement, and going out on top. And once you make it to retirement, you are pretty much all set to just spend the rest of your life relaxing and spending all the loot you've accumulated through 50 years of hard work.

Leave No Man Behind

Last night we went out to celebrate a friend's birthday. It started out as a pretty standard night, but the best nights always do. We were taking shots and drinking champagne at our place until about 10:30 then we called a cab and hit the bar. Once we were there Confident and I started talking to a few girls, enticing them with tales of our escapades, and that's when I realized the difficulty in talking to people at a bar. Now I think this bar might have had particularly bad acoustics, and it probably didn't help that we weren't very far from the speakers, but I had to yell at the person standing next to me and even then there was no guarantee they could hear. I know that's an almost cliche observation but I never realized how accurate it is.
Despite that, it was a pretty successful night out. Once we decided to leave we found a cab and went over the local late night eatery, conveniently located well within walking distance of our place. I don't think we noticed until we got there but of the 5 people who cabbed to the bar, only 4 of them made it in the cab back. We attempted to make phone contact with him but we weren't sure he made it out alive until we saw him post on facebook this morning.
I guess before we leave the bars we need do roll call and make sure we don't lose anyone like that. LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!

The pictures from our St. Patty's day party are now online!
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St. Patrick's Day 2012

Our St. Patrick's day party was a huge success! The night began with us drinking some crazy, allegedly illegal, Japanese alcohol. It was brown, smelled like whiskey, and had a rattle snake in the bottom of the bottle.

We were still setting up for the party while taking shots of that, and it was gone by the time people started showing up. This led to some interesting stories the next morning. My favorite of which was about some random kid who threw a cigarette of the balcony and on to the roof of our neighbor's car. He then decided to put the cigarette out by dumping his whole beer onto the car.

As crazy and fun as the party was, apparently the real action happened the day after St. Patrick's day down in Boston. During the St. Patrick's day parade, people were getting pretty rowdy:

According to the Boston Police Department, officers issued 244 citations for drinking in public during the parade yesterday and made eight arrests for accounts of disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.

http://bostinno.com/2012/03/19/boston-police-if-you-got-arrested-yesterday-you-probably-did-something-to-deserve-it-arrest-numbers/
Boston loves St. Patty's day.

So people always ask New Naughty about how we rank girls. Well it’s a simple equation and can be displayed by Figure 1.

Figure 1:


Now you may find yourself asking; “What the hell is the MDS line?” Well that can be told by my experience in college while I was in the west coast. There was a girl I use to date that had the initials MJD and she was the perfect definition of bitchiness to hotness. What I mean by that is her hotness was about a 7 but her bitchiness was a 7, therefore give a perfect 1 to 1 slope. This meant that tolerating her complain about everything was worth it come the end of the night. Now the MDS refers to MJD syndrome, where if you are above this line, well then you got yourself a winner, but if she’s a 9 bitch and a 6 hot, you know you got problems. So the next time you take a girl out, ask yourself; “What would New Naughty do?”

Some Girls Can't Handle Their Wine.

So at one of the last ragers we threw, we had a gang of freshman hotties roll in around midnight. Apparently, we were the last stop on their party tour for the evening for obvious reasons. These girls all came in visibly wasted and had fresh unopened bottles of wine in tote. They continued to party with us until we finally kicked them out around three. Not long after, I started receiving texts from one of them saying that her friend had been drugged at the party in which I immediately called bullshit. We at the NewNaughty house have a strict no roofies policy. These girls must have not realized that we aint no half-assed college frat, we keep it classy. But this got me thinking and I started investigating. Ive been taking a lot of photos with my new camera lately and I went back through all of the photos with those girls from that night and found an obvious reason for her “being drugged.” In every picture, her huge bottle of wine was less and less. This 98 pound freshman housed an entire bottle of wine, and who knows what else she drank on top of that. I guess freshman girls haven’t grasped their tolerances for liquor yet. Drunk as fuck, yes, drugged, no.

i gotta hangover

For those of you who weren't there, Saturday was the night of the 80s party, and it couldn't have gone better. A lot of great people, a lot of alcohol (although we're thinking maybe the next party should have TWO kegs.) and there is A LOT of pictures.
The theme was a definite success, everyone was in 80s era attire, and the playlist was full of unforgettable 80s hits giving us the perfect soundtrack for the night.

The next day.... well the next day can really be best described like this:

Almost as soon as I woke up, I could not wait for that night. I was ready for round 2. Around 6:30 I hit up the liquor store for some Jack Daniels and a case of Coor's light, invited over a few girls, and started making moves. Like Wiz Khalifa said, "When you live like this you're supposed to party,"

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NewNaughty.blogspot.com is now on twitter!
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Some of the ads on our page are really funny. I clicked on one about lazer tag and it turns out there is something called the "International Lazer Tag Association". Hilarious.

The ILTA has been in existance for over 16 years with the stated purpose of helping individuals and companies to start or add a laser tag business. We are giving away a free Resource Guide, available for download, after you have registered.

If you live in New England, you know this is true.

My roommate found this great video the other day. It only had 15000 views at the time and now its over 200k!
It is wicked funny but I have a suspicion that this video wasn't made in Massachusetts.